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Lizzy's back in stock!

These T-shirts sold like hot cakes on the first run, so we've got some more printed. Available in S,M,L and for the first time, XL.

Order yours while stocks last!

Pay What You Like!

It's been five years since we released our debut album 'Fantastic Massacre', so we've decided to whack it up on Bandcamp to download for whatever price you like!

We hope that you'll share it with your friends and make sure everyone who likes fast punk or metal knows about it.

Friday, 26th May 2017


Fomperron, Poitou-Charentes

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Saturday, 27th May 2017


Jeugdhuis Tydeeh

Rivierstraat 8, 2400 Mol


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Upcoming Shows

ALMEIDA is a Progressive Thrash outfit from the South Coast of the UK made up of five fellas who grew up together with a shared love of fast outlandish music. We've been fortunate enough to get ourselves all across Europe playing with top notch acts such as A Wilhelm Scream, Belvedere, Shai Hulud, H2O, Frank Turner and more. We’re out on the road in 2017 with some new material on the boil. Book us, and we shall come. All the bloody best!


"Some sort of Titan of Tech. The sort of thrash and shred expected from acts such as Protest the Hero and Between the Buried and Me.  A rollercoaster ride of mental songwriting" - PUNKTASTIC


"An awesome mix of tech-punk, proggy-post rock, and Zappa-esque experimentation" - KILL YOUR OWN


 “Definitely a band to check out if you are fond of being clubbed over the head, dragged through several acres of bushes whilst listening to their songs, then promptly dumped on your feet again once the album has ended. Cracking.” – HEAVYPETAL.COM 




Marc Morey - Drums         Barry 'The Boot' Straker - Bass       Chris Mason - Guitar & Vocals       Chris Lowe - Guitar & Vocals        Tom West - Vocals & Synth



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